Beard Barf - Beard Oil

Totally blast yer beard into shape and eliminate suck.

Face sprouting a crusty, itchy, flaky science experiment? That's beard barf, and this oil is the antidote. It conditions and softens those face pubes and soothes the skin underneath, so the raunchy flakes stop snowing on your one good shirt. Your shirt will thank you. So will everyone near you.

How to use: Rub one to two pumps (or a pea-sized amount) between your palms and massage thoroughly  through your beard, down to the skin, and out to the tips. Comb through. Use it daily, or whenever your face goes feral.

Oil or balm? Oil adds softness, helps control frizz, itch, and flakes, and it's great on shorter beards. Have a longer beard and need some hold? Get the Balm!

• Size: 1 fl oz (30 ml)
• Scent: Jobless Romantic, a clean, fresh cologne type. Fresher than you've been in years.
• Ingredients: Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Caprylic/Capric Triglycerides, Dimethicone, Limnanthes Alba (Meadowfoam) Seed Oil, Isopropyl Palmitate, Virgin Organic Argania Spinosa (Argan) Kernel Oil, Ethylhexyl Methoxycinnamate, Phytantriol, Oryza Sativa (Rice) Bran Extract, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Extract, Fragrance/Parfum, Tocopherol
• Free shipping on all orders $60 and over

Organically artificial. 100% Barf. Don't leave the shitter without it!