Beard Barf-Beard Balm

Totally blast yer beard into shape and eliminate suck.

Beard look like it lost a fight with a weed whacker? This killer balm gives those face pubes a light, natural hold, so you can shape the mess and tame the flyaways. It conditions while it works, so the sloppy, itchy, raunchy beard barf stays off your one good shirt.

How to use: Scrape out about a fingertip's worth, warm it between your palms, and work it through a dry or towel-dried beard from root to tip. Comb it into shape. Go easy at first and add a little more until you like what you see.

Balm or oil? Balm is for shaping and taming flyaways with a light, natural hold. If you just want softness, get the Oil, or use both: oil first, balm on top.

• Size: Net wt 2 oz
• Scent: Jobless Romantic, a clean, fresh cologne type. Fresher than you've been in years.
• Ingredients: Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Orbignya Oleifera Seed Oil, Caprylic/Capric Triglycerides, Isoamyl Cocoate, Behentrimonium Methosulfate (and) Cetyl Alcohol (and) Butylene Glycol, C10-18 Triglycerides, Fragrance/Parfum, Polyurethane-11, Chromium Oxide Green, C32-26 Isoalkyl Stearate, Polyhydroxystearic Acid, Stearyl Behenate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Polyglyceryl-3 Stearate, Polysorbate 60, Tocopherol
• Hold: Light, natural
• Free shipping on all orders $60 and over

Organically artificial. 100% Barf. Don't leave the shitter without it!